Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....

10:35 pm - Sat, Sep 24, 2011: 80 notes

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you….

THE BLOCKHEAD DICTIONARY
because…who really knows what all those words mean….

ARMY [ahr-mee] plural: -ies
noun

1. the military forces of a nation [See Also: BlockNation, Soldiers]
2. a large body of persons organized for a purpose or cause, specifically, Donnie Wahlberg.

I am part of Donnie’s army of soldiers.

BACKRUB [bak-rhub]

noun

1. therapeutic manipulation of the muscles of the back; massage of the back

2. Donnie’s R&B Radio Show broadcast on Cherry Tree Radio [See Also:EarPorn]

3. live event typically held in closed quarters, hosted by Donnie Wahlberg, including music, dirty-talking, over the clothes groping, sexual tension, and lip-licking.

Its almost 11, I can’t wait for the backrub. Do you have a wristband for the backrub?

BLOCKFIVE [blok-fahyv]

noun/verb

1. a gesture of greeting, good-fellowship, or triumph between two BlockHeads in which one person slaps the upraised palm of the hand against that of another.

That was awesome!! *BlockFive!!*

BLOCKHEAD [blok-hed]

noun

1. avid supporter of New Kids on the Block

Do not feed the BlockHead. #BlockHeadsGetShitDone

BLOCKNATION [blok-ney-shun] commonly referenced as “BN”

noun

1. a large body of people, associated with the New Kids On the Block, that is sufficiently conscious of its unity to seek or to possess a government peculiarly its own.
2. an aggregation of persons of the same family, often speaking the same language
3. official New Kids On the Block Fanclub name.

Are you a member of BlockNation?

DDUB [dee-duhb]

noun

1. nickname for Donnie Wahlberg, from himself.
2. sexiest man on earth. [citation pending ;) ]

Its time to rub your back girl, with your man D-Dub, babe I’ll rock your world.
Are you going to D-Dub’s after party?

EAR PORN [eer-pohrn]

Noun

1. 100% of everything that leaves Donnie Wahlberg’s mouth during the BackRub.

That backrub was all Ear Porn!!

GOTCHU [got-choo] get·got, GOTU, IGOTU, gGot, u got got, got, Ahgotchu, gotchuuuuu, GGGOTTT!!!, got ya, gaht ya, G O T [and many MANY more….]

verb

1. the verbal acknowledgement by Jordan Knight of being followed by Jordan Knight.
2. the act of being followed by Jordan Knight.

@JordanKnight: Gotchu! Jordan, I want to get got!

HUMP [huhmp] humped, hump·ing
noun or verb (used with object)

1. a rounded protuberance or projection, as often used to slow vehicles
2. the largest or most difficult portion of work, time, etc
3. the repetitive thrusting of ones pelvis in a suggestive nature

Happy hump day! Donnie is humping everyone today. I hope Donnie humps me!

LIVINGHEALTHY [liv-ing hel-thee]
verb

1. the act of being alive and possessing or enjoying good health.
2. self created term describing the lifestyle of Danny Wood.
3. every person on the NKOTB Cruises’ aspiration. [See Also: CruiseControl]

@DannyWood: HIITing the gym then brunch with the kids #LivingHealthy

LOVEETERNAL [luhv-ih-tur-nal]
noun

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person without beginning or end; lasting forever; always existing.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection that is endless and enduring
3. a term used in the closing of many of Donnie Wahlbergs’ sentimental tweets.

@DonnieWahlberg: Those who don’t get what we share never will. And honestly… How could they? This is a once in a lifetime thing! #LoveEternal :)

LUMPY [luhm-pee]
noun

1. Donnie Wahlberg’s ADORABLE Boston Terrier.

@DonnieWahlberg: Actually I do have a new son… Mr Lump! aka Lumpy aka Lump a Dump aka Lumps aka DogDub aka Lady Killer.

MARSHMALLOW [mahrsh-mel-oh]
noun

1. a sweet confection, usually soft and spongy.
2. A term, used by Donnie Wahlberg, to describe his ass.

I want to grab the marshmallow. @DonnieWahlberg: It’s so hot my marshmallow melted and the crew is following me around with graham crackers and Hershey bars!

MOIST [moyzt]
Adjective.

1. the only BlockHead curse word.
2. word repeatedly used during the backrub to arouse listeners

This word will absolutely not be used in a sentence, or ever discussed again.

O-FACE [oh-feys]
noun

1. the look or expression on ones face while having an orgasm
2. song on Jordan Knights 2011 album ‘Unfinished’

Girl its ok to show me that O-Face. Can we listen to O-Face next?

RISE & GRIND [rahyz and grahynd] rise·ing & grind·ing
verb

1.   to get up from bed, especially to begin the day after a night’s sleep, then to reduce all obstacles to fine particles, as by pounding or crushing; to pulverize.
2.   the first words tweeted by Donnie Wahlberg every day.
3.   2009 solo song released by Donnie Wahlberg.

@DonnieWahlberg: Rise & Grind! I guess it’s time to rise & grind!

SOLDIERS [sohl-jer]
noun

1. a person who serves in an army; a person engaged in military service.
2. a person who contends or serves for a cause, specifically, Donnie Wahlberg.

I love my soldiers. I am a proud soldier.

STINGY [stin-jee]
adjective

1. reluctant to give, spend or share; not generous
2. scanty of meager
3. 2011 solo song released by Jordan Knight (feat. Donnie Wahlberg)

Baby I’m so Stingy. You’ve got me so Stingy.

TINK [tingk]
interjection

1. the sound Jordan Knight’s eyes make immediately upon opening.
2. the first words tweeted daily by Jordan Knight

@JordanKnight: Tink!

TRIPLE DDUB [trip-uhl-dee-duhb]
noun

1. obscene amount of waffles consumed by Donnie Wahlberg at a Waffle House
2. name for Donnie’s meal, coined by Leslie [@iamcandyeyed]’s mother.

@DonnieWahlberg: I think I’m gonna have two waffles and a bowl of grits! Followed by a waffle for dessert! #yum = the Triple DDub

TWUG [twuhg] twugged, twug·ging

noun or verb (used with object)

1. to grasp tightly in your cyber arms, especially with affection; embrace thoroughly.
2. to cling firmly or fondly to via twitter; cherish via twitter.

I hope I get a twug today. Donnie twugged us on Tuesday.

WAHLFFLES [wawl-fuhl]
noun

1. the fusion of Donnie Wahlberg’s last name and that of a batter cake with a pattern of deep indentations on each side, formed by the gridlike design on each of the two hinged parts of the metal appliance (waffle iron) in which the cake is baked
2. creative way to reference a sexual act upon Donnie Wahlberg

I want Wahlffles. What I wouldn’t do for a Wahlffle.

WAHLNUT [wawl-nuht]
noun

1. the fusion of Donnie Wahlberg’s last name and that of an eccentric person

I’m a Wahl-Nut.

WAHLBURGERS [wawl-bur-gers]
noun

1. the fusion of the Wahlberg’s last name and that of a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of beef, usually served on a bun or roll, variously garnished.
2. the name of a new restaurant being opened by Donnie, Mark and Paul Wahlberg.

I can’t wait to eat at Wahlburgers.

WORLD OF JOHNNY[world-ov-jon-ee] often abbreviated WoJ
noun

1. Twitter handle for Johnny
2. Donnie’s right hand man/event planner/party thrower

Did @WorldOfJohnny tweet about the after party yet?

WORDS OF WISDOM often abbreviated WoW – (wurds-ov-wiz-dem)

noun

1. A sound or combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning that is true, right or lasting. Insight.

2. Something said; an utterance, remark, or comment containing a wise outlook, plan or course of action.

3. More often than not, Donnie’s second tweet of the day, providing all BlockHeads with a sense of reassurance, comfort, motivation, and love.

Did you read Donnie’s words of wisdom this morning, they were SO spot on! I cant wait for tomorrows WoW!